What sport is always getting in trouble?
Bad-minton.
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why did the echo get detention?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?