When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Summer vacation.
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why are all priests fit?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?