Why do plants hate algebra?
It gives them square roots.
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
How do frogs get to work?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?