What's the politest month?
May.
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why is tennis a rough dating sport?
Where do football coaches go when they're tired of it all?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Which tree can't stop crying?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?