What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
A coward.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What animal has more lives than a cat?