What did one raindrop say to the other on the way down?
Two is company - three is a cloud.
What pet do trees love most?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What did President Hoover say at the fireworks show?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Will invisible planes ever catch on?