What do they call pastors in Germany?
German Shepherds.
Which subject has two parts?
What vegetables make the best music?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?