Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Mom: "I don't know ask your grandmother."
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
How do frogs get to work?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Where do termites go camping?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?