Why do grandparents look so cheerful?
They've mastered selective hearing.
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do pigs love to order at the drive-thru?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?