What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Cinderfella.
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do math teachers eat?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What does a secret agent do when it's freezing out?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?