What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Mommie Deerest.
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why do moms make good vintners?
How do you make a bandstand?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why did the candy parents mix up their kids?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?