What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Grazy.
Where do burgers like to dance?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why did the chicken cross the net?