Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Baggage claim.
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do little monsters call their mother?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you call a hike across the universe?