What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
A badger.
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?