What do math teachers eat?
Square meals.
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Which state is the cleanest?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why do cows love visiting big cities?
What did the cloud say after a big meal?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?