Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
They're still in puppy love.
Why did the student eat their homework?
What's a boxer's go-to refreshment?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Which sport is always misbehaving?
Who do little dogs hope to see on Christmas Eve?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?