What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Pears.
Why is winter considered holy?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?