Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Regular rocks are too heavy.
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?