Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Because it was overbooked!
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do fish do at parades?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What tree has the most bark?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What do Scottish toads play?