How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Not long, it was a short stop.
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?