What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillope.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why do noisy tennis players annoy everyone?
Will invisible planes ever catch on?