What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Snot true!
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Which ocean creature is best at fixing things?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What's the opposite of irony?