What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
The hum-nal.
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why are baseball games at night?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What's the difference between baseball fans and dentists?
What fruit do horses always pick first?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why are fish great at building things?
Why did he buy the cheap TV with broken volume?