How many drinks does it take to tipsy a tropical bird?
Just two-can do it.
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What bird is always sad?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why can't skeletons play music in church?
Why do corners make great warm spots?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?