What kind of key opens a haunted house?
A spooKEY.
What type of flower grows up too fast?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What color is the wind on a breezy day?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What veggie does a wizard horse love most?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?