Why did the banana see a doctor?
It wasn't feeling a-peel-ing.
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Which dogs are top of the class in science?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue alone?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
How did the baby tell mom about the diaper?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What subject do owls ace in school?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?