What do you call a seagull who flies over the bay?
A bagel.
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Which sport is always misbehaving?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why did the fish blush?
What's the scariest letter?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
How do horses find their way after dark?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?