Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Because the director told them to break a leg.
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What happens when two flowers kiss?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
How does Moses make coffee?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why did the hill do so well in math class?
Why was the fish so smart?