What do you call a famous turtle?
A shellebrity.
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do goalkeepers sing?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What flower do monkeys like best?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why don't ostriches fly much?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?