What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Bot-any plants lately?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Which farm animals are famous painters?