What do you call a ghost who loves the holidays?
The spirit of the season.
What's a mom's favorite title?
What did the frozen road say to the car?
Which vegetable is secretly candy?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why did the teacher dive into the sea?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why don't farmers pick skinny cows?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?