What's the king of all school supplies?
The ruler.
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Which bug is related to you?
What did the bicycle call its dad?