What's the laziest veggie?
A couch potato.
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why are kitten siblings always bickering?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What did the painter say to the wall?