What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
A souper.
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?