Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Because they always have a tick-et.
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What's an astronaut's favorite keyboard key?