Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?Because they have no-body to go with.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESWhat color is the wind on a breezy day?See PunchlineWhat's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?See PunchlineWhy couldn't the pony speak at the convention?See PunchlineWhat do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?See PunchlineWhat music do parents enjoy most?See PunchlineWhy is April the cleanest month of all?See PunchlineWhat did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?See PunchlineWhere do bees go to the bathroom?See PunchlineWhere can you find the most stressed-out parents?See PunchlineWhy do bees stay in their hives during the summer?See PunchlineWho does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?See PunchlineWhy did Buzz go to a super bright school?See PunchlineWhat do you call a proton that loves showing off?See PunchlineWhich animals make the most honest judges?See PunchlineWhat do you call an ant who fights crime?See PunchlineWhy was the school superintendent asked to resign?See PunchlineWhat did Papa John name his newborn son?See PunchlineWhat is a book's preferred method of communication?See PunchlineWho is a carpenter's favorite singer?See PunchlineWhy are grandparents always smiling?See PunchlineWhy are grandkids so great?See Punchline
