Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
They can tell when there is a paw-sibility of rain!
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?