What happens when a chicken gets too explosive?
A coop-boom.
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?