Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
It always got cut.
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What does a cat go to sleep on?