Why are frogs always happy?
They eat what bugs them.
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What do photographers cook?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Where do kittens go to school?