Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
A lie-brary.
How are teens like cats?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?