How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Periodically.
What do you call a vacation at home?
How can you make 7 even?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What do you get when you mix a parrot with an elephant?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why did the moon open the window?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?