What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
A protractor.
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Which president loved to take baths?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?