What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
A carpet.
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why can't dogs run medical scans?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and a buffet?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?