Why did the window need an aspirin?
To relieve a glass pane.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
I rode into town on my horse and came back the next day on the same day-how?
What's inside an astronaut's sandwich?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What snack do ducks love at the movies?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What's the most masculine animal?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?