What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
None. It just lets out a little wine.
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why do people enjoy riding in electric cars?
Which grandma always brings apples?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What did the baby horse say at dinner time?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why is sand so optimistic?