What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Pearl Harbor.
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What day is your mom always right?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why are farmers so relaxed?
What nationality are most fish?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?