Why does corn always steal the spotlight on Thanksgiving?
It's ear-resistible.
Why did the turkey join a band before Thanksgiving?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do you call a trip where you never leave your couch?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why was the golfer good at racing too?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.