I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
My horse's name is Friday.
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What did baby dinosaur call its mom?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why do all the planets get along?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?