What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak-days.
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?